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I think I just peed myself laughing so hard...If this wasn't a true story I may never have taken it seriously. This sounds a lot like 12 Monkeys. Maybe Bruce Willis will sue the monkeys.
Could you imagine that, though? Living somewhere where monkeys controlled the streets? Where you are "tormented by monkeys"?

And in sticking with the spirit of Halloween, take a look at some of these kids' costumes from back in the 70's. Quite possibly the worst Halloween costumes ever.

Guys, what do you think you'd be able to do with 3-inch nipples? BBH of London employed Jim Henson's Creature Shop to create the stars of this spot for Italian gum: a three-inch long pair of male nipples that elicit gasps with their, um, versatility.

The story of Dr. H. Marc Watzman seems to be a popular subject right now - as proof of all the hits my site is getting through the search engines. In an effort to give the people whatthey want I offer you the original story as it appeared on October 28, 2003 in the Chicago Sun Times. eNjoy!

Ps. don't bust on my for copyright infringement - it's a public service people.

Doctor treating kids charged with child porn
For years, Dr. H. Marc Watzman specialized in treating children, but federal prosecutors on Monday said he harbored a much darker interest in youngsters.

Watzman, an anesthesiologist living in Chicago who worked at Edward Hospital in Naperville and others throughout the state, collected more than 3,000 computer images of child pornography, had erased roughly 200,000 other images out of his computer and kept a stash of drugs in his apartment designed to knock people out, plus Viagra, prosecutors said.

Watzman, 37, of the 1400 block of North Wieland, even apparently took a laptop computer with child porn on it to Edward Hospital, according to a federal affidavit.

In a news conference, U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald stressed what Watzman had been charged with -- possessing child pornography -- and what he had not.

"I will also tell parents . . . not to panic, that there's been no allegation that there's been any patients involved in any of these pictures or any other conduct," Fitzgerald said.

Prosecutors urged a judge to keep Watzman, 37, locked up as a danger to children. They said there were more questions in the case than answers, including why Watzman was transferring money overseas and keeping a post office box.

But U.S. Magistrate Judge Nan Nolan said she was "definitely considering" bond for Watzman, as long as a relative came to Chicago to live with him. Nolan may decide by Friday.

Watzman's lawyer, Brian Collins, suggested prosecutors had paltry reasons to keep Watzman behind bars and simply wanted him locked up while they tried to gather more evidence to justify their request.

Watzman was a free-lancer who had worked at hospitals in Wichita, Kan.; Peoria; Rockford, and Philadelphia.

Edward Hospital called the charges against Watzman "very disturbing" and said he's an independent part-time contractor, on the medical staff since August. The state agency that licenses doctors said it had found no complaints against him but had launched an investigation.

It's seriously been almost 10 days since I last posted?? God I'm lazy - or, maybe I'm busy. I've really been very busy this week as a matter of fact. I've got a nice small freelance thing going right now for a friend of mine in New jersey. Apparently the developer they contacted for this job just didn't do anything for 6 weeks and then 3 people in his family conveniently died so he had to go to Indai - or something like that. Anyway, I'm helping a friend out as well as helping myself out. It's a sort ofsmall ASP project using SQL - but it's doing some cool stuff: Image uploading, creating thumbnails of the image after it's been uploaded, linking these images to a product, the ability for users to order said product(s), as well as an admin area. So, I've been busting my ass on it this week and it should be done soon.
Sweeeeeeeet...

And because of all this I have nothing more to really discuss - except that Amy and I went to the McCormick Place today for a design semiar sponsored by Apple. It was really just big "commercial" for the new Adobe products (their Creative Suite which is just the updated versions of Illustrator, Photoshop, InDesign, GoLive and Acrobat) as well as Quark, Extensis, HP, and a couple of others. It was neat to see the new products. Any hoot - that got me out of work so it too was sweeeeet.

1 dead, 10 hurt after Uptown blazeAlthough this was literally about 4 blocks from our old place in the city, I would like to point out that it happened on the "other side of the tracks" - also, known as the ghetto.

Poor Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is facing multiple counts of child molestation, it was announced today (Nov. 19) by Santa Barbara, Calif., police officials. An arrest warrant has been served against Jackson, who is not currently in California but has been given the option to surrender to authorities. Bail will be set at $3 million

What is so wrong with this guy? Wait a minute, what am I saying - lets stop blaming MIchael and lets start blaming these parents. This kid needs DCFS to come in and place him in a foster home.

See also my rant titled: greed + stupidity = molestation

In other news - there's a new photo blog for last week's photo friday. The theme for last week was work. Go look at my picture right now.

College is expensive, we all know that, but what would you do to stay in school? What do you have that you would sell off just to pay for your studies? Would you sell your virginity?

Student auctions off virginity to pay for studies

A Chilean student is auctioning off her virginity to raise the money to complete her studies.

The 21-year-old, from Santiago, told La Cuarta online: "I will provide a certificate signed by a doctor to prove I am a virgin. No man has ever touched me."

The auction is being conducted by Chilean radio station W Radio CRC and the opening bid was £350.

Station director Mariano Perez said: "I am personally against this kind of thing but people are free to do what they want with their lives."

Story filed: 14:50 Thursday 15th May 2003

It's quite possible that one could waste away many many days at zefrank.com. This guy's shit is tight!

I'll go back to wishing I knew how to cool stuff now.

*sigh*

To make me feel better I took an online quiz...
What Drink Are You? brought to you by Quizilla


Congratulations!! You're a shot of some good old hard liquor!

Now I feel better - a little thirsty - but better.

Soviet anti-alcohol posters:

The Museum of Anti-Alcohol Posters

What's wrong with having your face as a bar? I think the Soviets were sending mixed messages.

AH HA HA! The Dick and Jane Reader for Advanced Students ("Spot knew Jane was a racist who saw the stew as a symbol of Dick's ethnicity.")

In my continuing effort to keep my reader(s?) informed about recent Jesus sighting and info, I give to you Naked man nabbed in Pleasant Grove

A naked man who claimed to be Jesus Christ was wrestled to the snowy ground and arrested at a Pleasant Grove mobile-home park following an incident in Orem where he allegedly tried to bite off a police officer's finger Monday morning.

"It wasn't at all what I had in mind for today," said Pleasant Grove Police Chief Tom Paul. "This is no way to start your week."

According to police, at about 8 a.m. a Pleasant Grove man told his mother he was Jesus Christ and ordered her to leave her home on High Country Drive in Orem.

I should start a Jesus section or something.

And... When you put a sign on the freeway people will read it until someone takes it down.

Please add Fun with Words to you list of "how to waste an entire day."

Gobbles says, "Happy Thanksgiving!"

Mayor McCheese says, "I hate You!"

I say, "Please pass a drum stick."