In defense of Biblical marriage
Remember children, the Bible can be used to support or refute ANYTHING. Use it to your advantage. For instance I can prove that unicorns do exist because the Bible says so. Take a look at the King James Version (at the University of Michigan) so that you too can browse it and quote it wisely.
Marriage shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21) A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21) In lieu of marriage, if there are no acceptable men in your town, it is required that you get your dad drunk and have sex with him (even if he had previously offered you up as a sex toy to men young and old), tag-teaming with any sisters you may have. Of course, this rule applies only if you are female. (Gen 19:31-36)
posted.by.me on Monday, March 22, 2004 @ 10:18:08 AM CT
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