Oh my GOD! I'd rather that I urinated into a dixie cup and drank that to never be in the presence of this foul "drink" again. Seriously...
Back in October 2004 I wrote about a new beer that Budweiser was going to begin selling. B-to-the-E (BE) (How do you make beer more appealing to teenagers?
October 5, 2004) Pumped with caffeine, guarana and ginseng it promised to keep you up while you got a little loopy. The description went on to claim that it is "Well balanced with select hops and aromas of blackberry, raspberry and cherry, BE will offer a lightly sweet and tart taste - a great mixture of beer and new flavors for adults to enjoy when out with friends at a club or at a bar after work with colleagues."
don't drink this at a club or bar or with friends. If you give this to friends they will hate you forever. For you see, they forgot to mention that it also has the strong and over-powering flavor of donkey piss. It was hard to finish the fourth and final 10 ounce can. Some might say, "If it was so bad why did you even drink it?" And I would tell them
a) I didn't KNOW it was cat ass until I bought it and opened the first one
b) I don't throw away liquor - that's just not right
So I drank all four of them as a matter of science and sheer willpower. The stuff is nasty, people. The little bit of caffeine in it isn't worth the tears you'll cry. If you want a caffeine buzz drink a Red Bull. Wanna get drunk too? The 6.6% alcohol/volume in (BE) isn't gonna do it. This is no substitute for:
1/2 a can of Red Bull
2 shots of Yaeger (35% alcohol/volume)
Mix in a glass with ice
Do this about 6 more times and call me in the morning. That'll make you retarded.
Is this what the Crying Game was like?
The music that I'm groovin' to is - Grant Garrard "Real House Muzik"
posted.by.me on Tuesday, January 25, 2005 @ 7:53:15 AM CT